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Obama Streaker Challenge

2010-10-14T03:24:00.000-07:00

I've been checking out the craziness on Battlecam after the streaker challenge. The site has gotten tons of media coverage, almost to much to keep up with. Below are a few of the best reports.

Alki Pranks Fox News After They Get Personal

Battlecam On The Daily Show

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart

Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c

Rally Dos and Don'ts

www.thedailyshow.com

Daily Show Full Episodes

Political Humor

Rally to Restore Sanity

A Nice CNN Report That Covers Everything

Alki Finally Gives His Answer On TMZ

Bird's Eye View

Filler Post #2

2010-09-02T04:08:00.000-07:00

I didn't get much of a chance to watch Battlecam the past day, and since archives are still not updating, I can't catch up on what's going down. So, once again I give you a post with random screen shots from Battlecam.

Alki David Watches You Masterbate

Very Interesting....................

Heatherlynn Provides An Offer You Can't Refuse

Mrs.Slipp Says Hello

A Lot Of WTF In This Pic

Derzko Hilarious Impersonation of Moonboots

Click Here For Some GIF Action

Badsha Takes A break To Say Hello

Battlecam Flashback

2010-09-01T04:19:00.000-07:00

Someone in the chat posted a link to some videos from Battlecam past. There's a nice collection of early Battlecam videos like an 80 minute long Ron Jeremy interview . Check them out if you haven't yet.

Alki David Interviews Ron Jeremy and More

Claudette Returns

2010-09-01T04:15:00.000-07:00

Claudette has been absent from Battlecam for some time now, only showing up in chat once in a while. I was almost certain she had moved to LA after coming across the flyer below, but this is not the case. Claudette finally cammed back up and let us know what kept her away from Battlecam. It turns out Cletu's has been sticking his goldfish in someone else's tank, if you know what I mean. Claudette kicked him to the curb and is now ready to make us laugh again. Welcome back Claudette.

A Few More Changes To Battlecam

2010-09-01T04:07:00.000-07:00

There are a few more tweaks to Battlecam this morning. The timer is back in and also a directory of all the private channels. Another change is being able to embed youtube videos in the chat. I'm not quite sure about this change, I think it's a great feature for private channels but not for the main page. Just like when pictures are enabled, people like to go a bit too far. The chat box is just to small to add anything else in there. What do you guys think of the new changes?

Alexxx8 Update

2010-09-01T03:59:00.000-07:00

Alex finally wears a new shirt and tie. that is all.

What's Going On Here?

2010-08-31T05:33:00.002-07:00

I'm not quite sure what's been going on between Susie and Abamski, something about Susie being madly in love or something like that. Who knows, but this is what went down last night.

Shoe On Head

Mayo On Shoe

Bukkake

Ohai Jumps Back In

2010-08-31T05:28:00.000-07:00

After a couple days of moping around missing Hayley, Ohai is right back at it with some more chicks. He was throwing a lot of game trying to get this chick to show boobs and dance around for us. He failed at delivering boobies, much like he has failed at every challenge attempted . After a while of drunken talk on cam, he went off line and left us wondering what his next move was. Early this morning he logged into the chat and claimed to have knocked some boots during the night. Hayley was not immediately available for comment.

Dem Teef

Dat STD Trail (Allegedly)

Hayley Not Available For Comment (Stock Photo)

A New Litigator Is Born

2010-08-31T04:41:00.000-07:00

Congratulations to litigator on his new baby born yesterday at 9:30 AM. The baby weighed in at a healthy 7Lbs 1oz. This probably means Litigator will be spending more time changing diapers instead of making prank calls for the near future. Congratulations once again.

Tired From A Day At The Hospital

Trouble At Moon and Betty's

2010-08-30T03:30:00.000-07:00

A lot of shit went down earlier at the Moonboots headquarters. Their night started off on JTV before they returned to Battlecam. They where drinking and having a good time from the looks of the archives. Just before logging in to Battlecam shit started to get real. Betty was tossing glass bowels like baseballs all over her house in an attempt to knock ol Moonboots out. Moonboots took advantage of his cat like reflexes and avoided getting hit by any flying objects. Betty then unsuccessfully tried to force Moonboots to perform a mangina before heading back to sleep. A little while later Moonboots cammed back up for some retaliation. He started with an attempted tea bagging, but settled for some face painting instead. Hopefully things settle down in the morning and we can regain peace in the Moon and Betty house.

Moon is Scared


Attempted Forced Mangina


Retaliation Tea bag

Retaliation Unibrow

Listen To The Carnage (Last 4 Minutes)

See Everything That Led Up To This

TruckerSteve Gets Down

2010-08-30T01:19:00.000-07:00

Truckersteve was on earlier going on with his wild ramblings about training your women and such. He came back a little while longer and danced around in one of the most disturbing displays I've ever seen on Battlecam. For a guy who talks so much about not liking homosexuals, he sure knows how to boogie down like one. Viewer discretion is advised, also a vomit bag.

Ohai Provides A Vagina Update

2010-08-29T02:58:00.000-07:00

Ohai was chatting earlier and providing us with some Vagina and Dick updates. On an unrelated topic, GlaxoSmithCline Stock (Creator of Valtrex) is up in after hours trading.

A HeatherLynn Update

2010-08-29T01:11:00.000-07:00

You might have noticed that Heatherlynn has not cammed up on Battlecam for quite some time. Someone linked me to tinychat where she was casting and chatting for a few minutes. Apparently she doesn't want to appear on this blog again and has been trying to avoid Battlecam. I don't know what made her change her mind, but I knew I had to do something about it. I quickly contacted Codo and asked him to choke some sense into her. Codo gave it his best and hopefully chocked enough sense into her to let her realize she belongs on Battlecam.

Codo does quick work

A Night In With Hammy

2010-08-29T00:53:00.001-07:00

Hammy is the incredible party of one. He's always singing and dancing like thers no tommorow and is always up for a challenge. Tonight he took on a large glass of what appeared to be curry and hot sauce mixed in water. It didn't stay down for long, but Hammy quickly recovered and kept on dancing with some sweet cream spread all over his body.

About To Blow Chunks

The Return of Mildly_Amused

2010-08-29T00:53:00.000-07:00

Mildly disappeared off the site a while back after winning $1k on one of the challenges. She claimed to be starting a new job, but it really looked like she was trying to get away from the drama after she didn't want to share her winnings with those who helped her. Her finance has appeared from time to time to bash on Susie but no sign of her until a couple days ago. She came back claiming to have a new job and said she will only cast in her own channel and will not be nude anymore. I'm not quite sure what she has to offer without having her bee stings exposed, but at least she can offer a nice view out the window.

The Official Battlecam Whore (Allegedly)

2010-08-28T06:05:00.000-07:00

(Allegedly)

It was speculated in the past, but it's now confirmed, Hayley is the Official Battlecam Whore (Allegedly). She started humping around the Battlecam lineup a while back starting with Justin and Josh and moved on to Derzko and Codo. Last night she stumbled into the hands of the one and only Ohai. I don't know what to think of someone like Hayley, she claims to be the daughter of a prominent attorney and live in a $2 Million house, but she seems to be missing something in her life and tries to fill that void with bags of weed and plenty of Battlecam cock (Allegedly). Only time will tell who her next Battlecam lover will be, it may just be you. (Keep the Valtrex handy just in case)

In bed

Prominent 5 Head


I honestly don't know who is giving who herpes (Allegedly). Brought to you by Free Battlecam Legal Advice

Weekend Event For The Deaf

2010-08-28T03:45:00.000-07:00

Don't have plans for tonight and live in the LA area? Then head out to one of the worst clubs in the area to listen to generic pop music sung to you by your favorite little person, Niki. All you need is 5 bucks and a handful of rotten tomatoes.

Battlecam Gets A Facelift

2010-08-27T16:10:00.000-07:00

You've probably seen the new design on Battlecam today and I think it looks pretty good. It makes the site look a bit more modern and the colors look great, but one thing needs to be changed, The Chat Window is smaller than ever. I thought the previous chat window was small but the new one is just plain tiny. You can only see what 9 to 10 people are saying at a time, which is not nearly enough space for a room full of people. What do you guys think of the new design?

Filler Post

2010-08-27T02:50:00.000-07:00

Archives don't appear to be updating, so I can't catch up on what happened on Battlecam. I'm posting random screencaps until they start working again.

Swinging Ain't Easy

Wonderbread Finds Out Misskensington is a Tranny

Wait Wut

Kwote's Surprise Buttsecks

Everyone Showing Scott Some love

Niki's See Through Shirt

Attack of The Clones

2010-08-26T02:12:00.000-07:00

After seeing more and more Clone account names in the chat I decided to test it out and see if it was as easy as Litigator demonstrated. Earlier Today when Litigator was casting in the main channel I made a new account on Battlecam using his name "Litigator" and was surprised by what else happened. I started to receive Private Messages meant for the original Litigator. I guess since I signed in after he did with the same chat name, he was bumped and I got all his PM's. I got quite a few from Umad_brah calling me a Fat Affirmitive Action Attorney and a few more from others asking various questions meant for the real litigator. So not only can someone copy your chat name, but if they sign in after you, only they will show up in the user list and may be getting the PM's meant for you.

Fake Corey Sending PM's while Corey Casts

Grandpa Wardawg Pays a Visit

2010-08-26T01:41:00.000-07:00

Wardawg brought his grandpa along for a ride on Battlecam earlier. He looks like a cool guy, just don't mess with his Ensure drink or ask him about the war and everything will be just fine.

Dude Attempts The Hollywood Sign Challenge

2010-08-25T02:30:00.000-07:00

Fresh from completing the Battlecam Tattoo challenge, Dude went after the Hollywood Sign Challenge with a couple of his friends. After seeing the video below, you can tell it took quite some time to set up, but according to Alki it was not up to spec and was disqualified. I have to side with Alki on this one, the sign took some tedious work, but not anywhere near $3,000 worth of work. I agree with what many are saying about the fine print not being properly laid out to begin with, but I also believe all contestants should let someone from Battlecam know what they're planning on doing beforehand just to make sure everything is kosher and no disputes arise after the fact. Since Battlecam is a live casting site, I also believe all challenges should be performed live, which would also provide contestants current feedback from viewers. I give props to Dude and his friends for attempting the challenge and hopefully more challenges return sometime in the near future.

Battlecam.com, Hollywood Sign Challenge from Dude on Vimeo.

Alki Explains The Disqualification

Abrupt Changes on Battlecam.com

2010-08-25T01:16:00.000-07:00

Well, I just got home a few minutes ago after being out all day and apparently a lot of stuff went down earlier that I'm still trying to catch up on in the archives. It appears that as of now, the Manginainc blog is no longer linked from the main page and all challenges offered by Alki are currently suspended along with the Forum being taken down. If I missed any other big changes, let me know.

Alki Explains the Changes to the Site

More Explanations

Explosive Drama at the Derzko House

2010-08-24T03:10:00.000-07:00

kristi and her friend reappeared at the Derko house and everything seemed to be going smoothly until members of the chat got involved...............that's when shit hit the fan. A few people in chat linked Kristi to one of Derzko's archives where he is heard speaking his mind after being upset from not hearing back from her for a few days. Kristi and her friend became Irate when Jimmy didn't provide a good enough excuse for what he'd said. They grabbed their stuff and and left the room.
Once outside, Jimmy reports being punched in the face by the failed stripper and nearly attacked by the second hoe. Jimmy cammed back up and let us know his debit card was also missing, but refused to call the cops for now. Still not over.......a few minutes later the ladies of the night return home and start a chat fight with Mr. Derzko which continues as I type this.

Link to Video Pm'd to Kristi by people in chat.

Shit Hitting The Fan when above video is Viewed

Derzko Fight Recap

Chat Fight

Kristi responding to what appears to be a fake Hayley account

Battlecam Look-A-Likes Part 1

2010-08-24T01:57:00.000-07:00

If you know of anyone or anything that looks like one of our Battlecammer's, send me a tip to battlecaminfo@gmail.com for future posts.

Here Comes the Convoy

2010-08-24T01:44:00.000-07:00

We've had a couple truckers come on cam these past couple days. Truckerstevejr is your stereotypical foulmouthed trucker who with a snap of the fingers can send his women off to the kitchen for a sammich . On the other end of the spectrum is Susa, a 22 year old recent college graduate who went straight to trucking school after receiveing a degree in Anthropology. Keep an eye out for these truckers and if you see them on the road have them honk their horn for you, or at least show tits.

keep on Truck'n

Truckerstevejr and Wife

Susa

Balls of Fury!!!

2010-08-23T04:31:00.000-07:00

Late Saturday night Jen was attacked by two colossal mounds of man meat attached to the one and only Alki David. His attempt to tea bag Jen was a great success, but the aftermath was gruesome. Alki underestimated the weight and power of the cue balls between his legs and momentarily knocked Jen unconscious. She was transported to the local hospital where doctors indicated that this is the worst tea bag related injury they've ever come across.

Initial Attempt

Success!! (Btw, Dat ASSSSS)

Jen Transported to the Hospital after Tea Bag Related Concussion

Litigator, The Battlecam Hacker

2010-08-23T04:02:00.000-07:00

Litigator was casting in jail once again last night and let us in on a few of his "tricks" he uses to troll around on Battlecam. He claims to have found a glitch that allows him to make a new account with an existing username and said he has been doing this for quite some time. He claims to have made an account with the same username as derzko and likes to play around with it to troll the chat. He said he was using an account named "jones" a few days back to troll Alki, and said Alki kept banning the account but he just changed his IP and returned to troll him a few minutes later. So if you see someone you know saying crazy shit in chat, beware, it may just be Litigator with a clone account.

* The screen shot below shows Litigator providing the rest of the inmates in jail software to change IP's after giving a tutorial on how to clone account names on Battlecam.


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Cinox, The Most Annoying Caster on Battlecam

2010-08-22T16:11:00.000-07:00

You've all probably been annoyed by this guy at some point on Battlecam. He takes a ride on the lineup just to collect some measly points after being pooped off and quickly jumps back in. The one minute before he can be pooped off sometimes feels like an eternity. Cinox needs to spend more time fixing the giant hole in his wall and less time in the damn lineup driving us insane. Watch the video below of him failing the cupcake challenge, which isn't as surprising as the fact that a women appears to be in his room.

Last Night's Challenge

2010-08-22T14:37:00.000-07:00

There was a new challenge last night given out by Alki to a new caster. The challenge was to throw food at someone while performing a mangina, similar to Wardawg's challenge. It had great potential, but like many challenges in the past, they take to damn long to set it up. They keep going back and forth with Alki negotiating parts of the challenge, just do the fucking challenge or GTFO. There should really be a 5 minute time limit from the time you are given a challenge to the time you must start. I don't want to watch you ask if you have the right type of damn marshmallows, just do it!!

Jimmy is Irate!!!

2010-08-21T23:01:00.000-07:00

Derzko went on a crazy rant talking about those who complain about the quality of streams, specifically Davelive. I actually agree with Jimmy on this one, Davelive is usually tweaking the settings on his gay studio trying to achieve casting perfection. The issue is, even if he manages to create the clearest stream in history he still can't put on a fucking show. What's the point of state of the art equipment when all you can do with it is talk about a failed football team, parade a group of gay friends, and eat pancakes on cam. So, Davelive, please spend more time creating quality content and stop playing with your damn settings!!

Derzko is Irate!!

Claudette, the Most Entertaining Woman on Battlecam

2010-08-21T21:03:00.000-07:00

I've known about Claudatte (aka Trixie Higgins) for quite some time. I remember watching one of her funny videos 100 times to help her win a contest a while back. Since she started casting on Battlecam, there hasn't been a day where she didn't make me laugh. She come up with some of the craziest antics and delivers them like nobody else can. Not to mention, she's also a great singer and owns the of the world's largest gold fishes in existence. Check out her hilarious videos on Youtube

Sweet Boobie Tattoo

1, 2, 3, 4, 5 Head is Back

2010-08-20T23:07:00.000-07:00

Battlecam's favorite fuck doll is back along with her giant forehead. This time she is hanging out with the down syndrome brothers Josh and Justin. She has apparantley recovered from her stay at the Derzko house and is ready to keep on fuck'n.

A lot of prime real estate on that there forehead

Moderator Genocide

2010-08-20T23:01:00.000-07:00

After weeks and weeks of everyone complaining about the large number of shitty corrupt mods on Battlecam, Alki finally took charge and undertook a mass un-moderation. It all started when ChromeTuna came in ranting about Lily's claim that his tattoo is a fake (hasn't been proven either way yet). I just hope this is permanent change, but I have a feeling more unqualified mods will be added in the weeks to come.

Battlecam Tattoo Fail

2010-08-20T19:55:00.000-07:00

I just bought Battecam.com. Free advertising for me YAY!!

Alki's Interview with The Alyona Show

2010-08-20T17:26:00.001-07:00

Alki's Interview on RT.com

2010-08-20T16:05:00.000-07:00

Carynmoss the Manager that Never Quits.......But Should

2010-08-20T15:30:00.000-07:00

You all know who CarynMoss is in the chat, the mother/manager of everyones favorite little person Niki. This women appears kind at first but will quickly turn on you if you make her angry, Derzko found this out when he annoyed her and she quickly countered by posting a link to his mother's topless picture. Any chance she gets she tries to get Alki's attention in order to sell him on some BS idea. In fact someone pointed out the comment she left on Alki's Father John video on youtbe where she is trying to get him to hire Niki. If you and your daughter truly had great talents you would have experienced success by now, but you don't and you won't. Please Go CarynMoss.

Alki is unamused at your "Animated project"

Initial attempt to pimp out daughter

Successful Tactic is Successful!

2010-08-20T15:21:00.000-07:00

Manginainc kind've came at me once more showing his displeasure for the ads on the blog. I have no intentions of earning money on this blog, I am simply testing out how ads work on Blogger since this is my first time using this platform and I have a few other blogs that I may convert to Blogger in the future.

I do want to point out that my advertising tactic has worked out quite well. I was the "anonymous" commenter who initially asked Jtvnews if he knew who was running this blog in hopes that he would make a post about it. Sure enough successful tactic is successful and here you are reading this right now. He ended his initial post by saying he "Won't give it further coverage" and here came tactic #2, create a post extending an olive branch to the manginainc and see if he goes against his word. Wake up this morning and there it is, another post commenting about my blog. So, thanks Jtvnews for advertising my blog.

The Craziness Continues Over at the Derzko Household

2010-08-20T04:43:00.000-07:00

SheCheeks has set up camp in Derzko's man cave and isn't planning to leave any time soon. What shocked everyone the most was the tirade of hate she let towards her brother Cheeks. It was a no holds barred battle between siblings with Kristi on screen and Cheeks in the chat. I can't wait for Battlecam's Pay Per View event Derzko vs Cheeks : The Reckoning

Salty Pretzel Time

Spread'em Wide

SheCheek's and Cheek's relationship will never be this strong again

The Battlecam Tattoos Continue to Pour In

2010-08-19T22:25:00.000-07:00

The tidal wave of people willing to get a Battlecam.com tattoo keeps on coming. The challenge will end soon and hopefully some sort of sanity returns to battlecam. More Pictures Here

Alki Promises to get a Battlecam.com Tattoo

Chrometuna Assumes the Position

Darron

Wardawg

A Day in the Life of Alki David

2010-08-19T22:10:00.000-07:00

Tape E Pilot (Courtesy of Twitter.com/JenniferStano)

Stick hands in Mouth

Take a Dat Ass Bath


Late Night Snack

ManginaInc Comes at me!

2010-08-19T19:08:00.000-07:00

It appears that a few folks have found my shitty blog and alerted Mr. Jtvnews. I just want to start off by saying that the ManginaInc is by far one of my favorite blogs and I'm in no way trying to compete with him. He is a great writer and provides many laughs day in and day out. This blog is more of a "picture dump" to keep people up to date on what's going down on Battlecam.com. For the record I'm not Boveman!!

I extend an Olive branch to Mr. Jtvnews

The Life and Times of Derzko

2010-08-19T03:55:00.000-07:00

Kristi (SheCheeks) is back by popular demand at the Derzko household.
GIF Action thanks to Nuckinfuts

Haters Gonna Hate

Clap Dem sheCheeks

Trip to the Fish Market

The Night Ended with a Bang!

Sweep it under the rug

2010-08-18T16:32:00.000-07:00

In an attempt to clean up the site for potential advertisers, Alki had the private channels removed from the main page after a reported "fapping incident" in the jail. You can still head in to private channels if you know the url (ie. Battlecam.com/derzko20) but you will have to figure out on your own if they are even casting.

Battlecam headed to Spike TV?

2010-08-18T15:51:00.000-07:00

Alki just announced that he has made a deal with Spike Tv for a Battlecam Segment to appear on on Friday nights. We be on TV?

Another One Rides The Needle of Pain

2010-08-18T15:24:00.000-07:00

_SpB_ is the latest person to take on the www.Battlecam.com Tattoo challenge for $1500. Soon the streets will run rampant with human billboards advertising Battlecam in hopes of bringing in viewers to watch the critically acclaimed Benji Show

Moonboots and RockaBetty Complete the Battlecam Tattoo Challenge

2010-08-17T22:46:00.000-07:00

The tattoo challenge appears to be taking off as the most popular. This time around it's MoonBoots and Rockabetty getting needled with their very own Battlecam.com tats for a nice $1500 a piece.

MoonBoots ready to pass out


MoonBoots

RockaBetty

Tony from www.PopYourCherry.com pissed off finding out he needed to add .com to Betty's Tattoo

Heatherlynn on that shower time cuz

2010-08-17T20:10:00.000-07:00

Heatherlynn is out to tease us with her goods once again, this time taking a shower in hopes of cleaning off any remnants of Codo's jizz from her heavenly blessed body.

Dat Ass

Dem Tits

Alki's $1,000,000 Obama Challenge Video

2010-08-17T19:15:00.000-07:00

Susie completes Battlecam Tattoo Challenge

2010-08-17T18:56:00.000-07:00

Susie has taken on and completed the $1500 Battlecam Tattoo Challenge. Initials reports indicate that Susie's local liquor store has announced increased profit estimates for the coming month. See more Battlecam Challenges on BattlecamChallenges.info

$1500 Challenge

Welcome To BattleCamInfo

2010-08-15T14:51:00.000-07:00

Welcome to a new Blog to waste your time on.